A selection of poems which I write for the sheer fun of it and to make sense of things. The Great Alien Cake Off, my debut children's book won an Independent Publishers Book Award 2020 in the category picture books for Under 7's. Also see: // Twitter: @McCoubrieRachel // Instagram: @rachelmccoubrieauthor // Website: www.rachelmccoubrie.co.uk
Life without Ella... ๐
Without maple, we still have syrup.
With no pea, nut butter remains.
Without raspberries, the jam goes on.
Without lemons, weโve curds (and whey).
But without Ella, all thatโs left is a Nut.
A Play....on words ๐ #wordplay
Today was World Poetry Day. I cobbled this together on the lead up to midnight. ๐
A play... on words.
My word, I like to play with words
A play... on words.
My word, I like to play with words
I play a round each
day;
Alliterate and spoonerise,
With similes like glorious smiles.
Metaphors are handy for
When my chin is on the floor.
Cross words are often written,
Many cryptic, or black and white.
Literature is literal fun,
And everybody loves a pun;
But mortgages do not get paid
By playing round with words this way.
Alliterate and spoonerise,
With similes like glorious smiles.
Metaphors are handy for
When my chin is on the floor.
Cross words are often written,
Many cryptic, or black and white.
Literature is literal fun,
And everybody loves a pun;
But mortgages do not get paid
By playing round with words this way.
2018
Cheesy nonsense ๐ง๐ง๐ง
I thought I'd give it a go ๐
GK Chesterton once said,
โPoets have been mysteriously quiet on the subject of cheese.โ
Throughout my life, I aim to please
Hence a poem on the subject of cheese
Just for GK Chesterton.
I may be mysterious
But I am not quiet...
I am here to pay homage
To the fromage.
Whatโs better than Feta,
Or Gouda than Brie?
Melted, grated, thickly spread
Smeared all over toast or bread.Cheese puts the man in Manchego,
But leaves the Bishop Stinking.
It puts Blue in the Danes
(Just look at their veins).
Eat Stilton with Stilts on
Eat Stilton with Stilts on
Drink a Double in Gloucester
Wear Red to Leicester
And Gorge on Cheddar.
How I do love Ewe!
Letโs buy a small Cottage,
Get Chutneyโd and Pickled;
Weโll Fondue the Goats
And make a Baby (bel);
To the sound of French Cows Laughing.
๐๐ฎ๐ง ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ง
To the sound of French Cows Laughing.
๐๐ฎ๐ง ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ง
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