On Valentine' weekend, my husband challenged me to write a poem to accompany this MR image of a prostate with an heart shaped enlarged median lobe. Who says romance is dead?!
Well hello MR Prostate,
With your swollen median lobe,
Hormonal heart now on display
(Unseen by ultrasound probe).
Your love is overflowing;
A testosterone cascade.
The only way to stop it
Would be androgen blockade.
Meanwhile just lie there prostrate
Above the pelvic floor;
To me, there’s no vas deferens,
I’ve seen it all before.
Dr Rachel McCoubrie 13.2.21
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