Cheesy nonsense 🧀🧀🧀

My husband suggested I write a poem on cheese and cited the quote below.
I thought I'd give it a go 😊

GK Chesterton once said,

“Poets have been mysteriously quiet on the subject of cheese.”

Throughout my life, I aim to please

Hence a poem on the subject of cheese

Just for GK Chesterton.

I may be mysterious

But I am not quiet...

I am here to pay homage 

To the fromage.

What’s better than Feta,

Or Gouda than Brie?

Melted, grated, thickly spread

Smeared all over toast or bread.

Cheese puts the man in Manchego, 

But leaves the Bishop Stinking.

It puts Blue in the Danes

(Just look at their veins).

Eat Stilton with Stilts on

Drink a Double in Gloucester

Wear Red to Leicester

And Gorge on Cheddar.

How I do love Ewe!

Let’s buy a small Cottage,

Get Chutney’d and Pickled;

We’ll Fondue the Goats

And make a Baby (bel);
To the sound of French Cows Laughing. 
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